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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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acidtrip-n rainagainstmywindow

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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xxvalleygirlxx dreamstarsdreaming

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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absinthecake dreamstarsdreaming

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

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tumblr user Anonymous has spoken: how do you give a girl an orgasm?

baroniansmythe:

suchvodka:

sexience:

i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep

There should be a warning before something like this hits a dash so you’re not drinking or something when you first see it.

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sexience peterswebmemhi

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

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welshhockeyfan hi

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

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skaterparadise pizza
choosechoice han-rawr
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coolator cunt-in-wonderland

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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crrocs allons-ygeronimofuckitybye

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

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shady-brain-farm allons-ygeronimofuckitybye

terrance-shmerrance:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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I would putt his gif on my blog regardless, in fact I’m pretty sure I have before

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realjunko allons-ygeronimofuckitybye

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

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unclemother hi